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Here's the reason why I'm being so pouty about the Broncos is they're swagless.

You think the Broncos?

It all comes down to the logo.

That logo sucks.

The New Jersey suck ass.

The ones before that sucked less. But like it sucks just being swagless. Like Bo Nix looks like he works at an AT&T store. He does. Bo Nix does. Yeah. That. Yeah. And then like that's fine. Whatever. Is he is he tall? Is he strapping? I mean, compared to other. What's it take to be strapping? In NFL terms, no. But like, if he walked in here, he would drop. 6-2? He looks not that big out there. Right, but that's not saying anything. It's just mostly those, those jerseys are so awesome with the old D logo and the sky blue and that bright orange. It's so sick. And they just don't do it. There's a weird phenomena where like in my head every throwbacks better than every current. But I don't know if that's like just because it's a throwback and that's cool and retro. Yeah, we love anything. Because like back then, I bet you they were shitting on the cremcicle bucks jerseys. Yeah, that release day. I mean, nostalgia is pretty powerful. Disgusted. Like, Moog, do you prefer those Kelly Greenbirds? Yes. Yeah, but those are, those are gas. Right, but like, is it because they're throwbacks? No, they're beautiful. but because they're throwbacks, right? Like, if they put those out today and there's these little wings on like a, like a bright-ass green helmet. It's anything old and anything 90s, it's like you're, but we do, I aesthetically love it. Yeah, right. Like those old Seahawks, but it's just because it's old, I think. I don't know. I just think that I think it's both. Like, I think designs now just suck. What's the best new, like, brand that came out? I like the crack and suck in the NHL. Trash. The Monarch. The Washington commanders suck. Mm-hmm. Give me a racist caricature again. Not a big W.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like super minimalist.

Like the Broncos,

uniform and the Pacers, do you like the Packers?

Do you look like video game characters?

It looks like a kid made it.

Yeah,

it looks like if a kid could like create their uniform.

Playing Madden and you're like designing your own.

I don't like uniforms looking high tech. I agree. That's it. Like, think about it. Like with the old Redskins logo, they'd fucking hand drew that shit. And then they went heavy on the color. Yeah. That was a little much. Lots of color. Yeah. Crayon. Children drawn text. Lots of images, lots of tap.

Yeah.

Holes.

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