Confetti Cannon to the Face
Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball
Moguls of Media
4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Big Dipper and Meatball return from the holiday break to recap bed rotting, chaotic travel itineraries, rogue confetti cannons, and a truly impromptu bathhouse visit. Along the way, Dipper shocks himself by breaking his bias against ear gauges, and Meatball calls out fake DJs. Meanwhile they discuss straight strippers invading a gay party, declare Heated Rivalry a full-blown fairytale fantasy, and Season 18 of Drag Race begs the question: God on the mainstage? Plus, a crucial PSA: do not take Meatball’s advice about shooting canned air up your butt.
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| 0:35.3 | Oh, baby, we got a Y1B this week. |
| 0:37.8 | Welcome back, baby. We're back. First of the year, honey, we back, back, back, we got a Y1B this week. Welcome back, baby. |
| 0:39.1 | We're back. |
| 0:39.7 | First of the year, honey, we're back, back, back, back again. |
| 0:42.6 | That's another vocal stem. |
| 0:44.6 | We're talking about vocal stems. |
| 0:46.2 | We're talking about sex club escapades. |
| 0:49.2 | We're talking about heated rivalry. |
| 0:52.3 | We're talking about ginger minge. We're talking about Jennifer Anniston. We're talking about gingerminge. |
| 0:55.1 | We're talking about Jennifer Aniston. |
| 0:58.3 | Ginger Minge for president. |
| 1:00.1 | Ginger Minge for Empress. |
| 1:04.1 | Miss Empress Plus, Elite. |
| 1:07.8 | I was on stage next to her. |
| 1:12.0 | We take your voice. Why are you? Why are you? I was on stage next to her. No, why you put... |
| 1:12.8 | Why are you... |
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