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Oh God, What Now?

Confessions of an Unlikely MP – Chris Bryant on his astonishing life

Oh God, What Now?

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Politics, Government, News, Society & Culture

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

One of the best-liked MPs in Westminster, Chris Bryant has had led an incident-packed life as the title of his new autobiography A Life And A Half  proves. In a frank, astonishing, sometimes dark but also very funny interview he explains how he went from a painful childhood to becoming an Anglican priest to winning a very traditional South Wales seat as an out gay man. From early encounters with Boris Johnson to bizarre stories in Brussels, it’s one of the most remarkable interviews we’ve done. “My mum looked after Shirley Bassey’s wigs, which may explain my sexuality,” he tells Seth Thévoz and Marie le Conte.  • Don’t forget you can watch full video on Spotify.  Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual abuse which some listeners may find difficult. ESCAPE ROUTES  • Chris saw the BBC Symphony Orchestra https://www.bbc.co.uk/symphonyorchestra at the Edinburgh Festival.  • Marie recommends The Door by Magda Szabó. • Seth has been watching old episodes of Doctor Who with Tom Baker, some of which were good... ... and some of which weren’t When you buy books through our affiliate bookshop, you help fund the podcast by earning us a small commission for every sale. Bookshop.org’s fees help support independent bookshops too. NOT FOR PATREON  • Get our exclusive NordVPN deal here https://nordvpn.com/ohgodwhatnow. It’s risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money back guarantee!  • Advertisers! Want to reach smart, engaged, influential people with money to spend? (Yes, they do exist). Some 3.5 MILLION people download and watch our podcasts every month – and they love our shows. Why not get YOUR brand in front of our influential listeners with podcast advertising? Contact [email protected] to find out more • Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ohgodwhatnow for ad-free listening, bonus materials and more.  Written and presented by Seth Thévoz and Marie Le Conte. Audio and video production by Chris Jones and Robin Leeburn. Theme music by Cornershop. Art direction: James Parrett. Produced by Chris Jones. Managing Editor: Jacob Jarvis. Group Editor: Andrew Harrison. OH GOD, WHAT NOW? is a Podmasters production. www.podmasters.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to O God What Now, your gin and tonic in troubled times. I'm Seth Teville.

0:16.0

Who is Chris Bryant? Is he a pillar of the establishment, an MP for a quarter of a century with a knighthood?

0:22.6

Or is he a radical who has broken barriers for much of his life?

0:25.6

The first former Anglican priests, the citizen MP for 200 years,

0:29.6

and a pioneer for gay rights who held the first ever civil partnership to be celebrated in the House of Commons in 2010.

0:35.6

He also wrote James and John, a true story of

0:37.6

prejudice and murder, which sheds light on the persecution of gay men. He had the dubious

0:43.1

honour of chairing Parliament's Standards and Privileges Committee during the scandal glory years,

0:47.8

if there is such a thing, when Boris Johnson was Prime Minister, and he's now Minister of State

0:51.7

for both Data Protection and telecoms and creative

0:54.1

industries, arts and tourism. And he joins us in the studio now, having just published his memoir,

0:59.5

a life and a half, the unexpected making of a politician. Hello, Chris. Hello. Well, nice to see you.

1:05.4

I think I'm none of the above, or all of the above, all in one. I remember when I was a a vicar I wasn't really a

1:13.0

vicar if we're going to be precise I was a curate but a priest in the Church of England

1:16.1

nonetheless and somebody I was preparing kids for confirmation and I asked one of the kids

1:24.5

whether she was and good or bad and she said well I'm a bit streaky bad, and she said, well, I'm a bit streaky. So I think that's about it, really. I'm a bit streaky. That's not a bad summary. I mean, in the acknowledgments of the book, you also have a little summary where you thank the bishops, drag queens, MPs, actors and lovers, as well as all the people you've irritated. Is that the secret to your success?

1:45.0

There's quite a lot of people I've irritated, I think. Who knows, I might have irritated a couple more by the end of this.

1:49.7

I think, yes, I mean, it's been quite colourful. There's quite a lot of shenanigans in the book.

1:56.3

And I've tried to make it as profoundly honest as I can.

2:02.2

One of the things I say in the introduction is I tried not to make it a biography of Chris Bryant by Chris Bryant, because that would be a rather dull thing.

2:11.2

So it is more of a self-exploration in a sense.

2:13.9

And it was very weird when I was reading the audiobook because I'd finished writing the book before the general election.

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