Confession Yard Sale Minisode

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about not knowing the Pacific Ocean has salt in it, copying a friend's art project and winning an award, throwing a dead turtle out the car window, scamming neighbors into giving money for Model UN and being a below average taster!

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0:00.0	This is Justin from The Generation Y, and we're doing a four-part series
0:03.7	on rambling the story of Khalif Browder, a young boy falsely accused of stealing a backpack
0:08.7	and held at Rikers Island for three years without trial. This story is about a young life caught
0:14.4	in the middle of the justice system. Listen to Generation Y on Amazon Music or wherever you get your
0:19.2	podcast.
0:47.0	Guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to a mini-sode of the very interesting and hilarious and
0:54.7	funny and beautiful and sometimes revealing bananas. That's true and congratulations to everybody
1:01.6	out there. We all crossed eight billion people for the first time in the history of the planet and
1:07.4	you are officially a billionaire. If you're alive right now, you are a billionaire. That is a lot of
1:14.5	people. I'm sorry, you're a billionaire. You're a billionaire. Congratulations to everybody. We've
1:21.6	reached our capitalist dreams. We are all billionaires. We're all billionaires. How much more can the
1:28.0	planet sustain? Let's get to 11 billion. Let's find out. It took 12 years to go from seven billion
1:34.4	to eight billion. No, 12 only 12. Yeah, I went down a pretty good rabbit hole. Here's I'm going to give
1:41.5	you a couple stats. One you already know. One a lot of people know, but just in case, I don't know.
1:46.0	Maybe we have a cool 12-year-old man who hasn't heard these things. So comparing a billion to a
1:53.6	million. One million seconds, like at the time increment seconds, is 11 days. A million seconds is
2:00.8	11 days. A billion seconds is 31 and a half years. So we kind of know that one, but this one I found
2:10.9	funnier to visualize. So a million grams is how much a Chevrolet Corvette weighs. One million grams
2:19.3	is how much a Chevy Corvette weighs. Okay, one million grams. A billion grams is seven statue of
2:26.8	liberties. Seven statue of liberties. That's one I talk about. Billionaires are my new special.
2:36.2	And I posted clips about it online. And there's all these people who come out of the woodwork to
2:41.5	like defend billionaires. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't think you you think you're talking about
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