Confession Corner: I LICKED HIS BUTTH*LE
Almost Adulting with Violet Benson
Violet Benson
4.8 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Prepare to be shocked because Violetta is diving deep into a collection of jaw-dropping confessions from the depths of Reddit. From the shocking tale of catching a girlfriend in the act with a so-called "friend" (on their own bed, no less!) to the heart-wrenching confession of accidentally causing harm to a best friend's baby, Violetta's reactions will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But it's not all doom and gloom – she's got an eye-opening story of road rage that ended with a twist involving a savvy lawyer. Throughout this episode, you'll experience the full spectrum of human behavior, from the darkest moments to unexpected redemption.
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What to Listen For:
- 00:00 Intro
- 02:40 I hooked up with my creepy boss while he watches interracial p*rn
- 09:57 I went on a date with a guy who didn’t pay for my movie ticket
- 18:20 I met an ex-cult member who brings a bowling ball and I licked his butth*le
- 22:31 I slept with a guy who went to prison for k*lling five people
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| 0:00.0 | You put your hand down on the check, you look at them in the eyes, and you calmly say, |
| 0:05.0 | you know what, I got this, I got it, don't worry about it, I'll pay for it. |
| 0:09.0 | And then you pay for it, and it really belittles them, makes them feel like shit, yes they got a free meal out of it, but trust me, a man's ego was the most fragile thing after their balls. |
| 0:20.0 | Their balls are probably a little more fragile, but then their ego is second. |
| 0:24.0 | So not only you letting them know, this will never happen again, but you let them know I'm the daddy. |
| 0:30.0 | I wear the pants. |
| 0:32.0 | You're nothing compared to me. |
| 0:33.7 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:36.7 | It's vile events and your favorite meme queen and the big sitt who didn't ask for, but see them. |
| 0:42.1 | Welcome to almost adulting. |
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