Confession Corner: BAD S*X ft. Francesca Farago
Almost Adulting with Violet Benson
Violet Benson
4.8 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
WELCOME TO CONFESSION CORNER!
This week, we are going to feature bad, worse, and funny s*x stories. And since we couldn’t get enough of the revelations and teas spilled last Thursday, Francesca Farago is joining us again today!
Join Violet and Francesca as they react to fan stories about getting infection over a forgotten tampon, from getting embarrassed over v*ginal farts to getting horrified over your partner accidentally sh*tting on the bed, and finding out that pushy guy you dated was actually a gay p*rn star. Listen in to find out how these stories played out!
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What to Listen For:
- 00:00 Introduction
- 01:08 Story #1: Queefing and sh*tting on the bed
- 10:34 Story #2: It’s the size of a pinky
- 18:56 Story #3: Turns out he was a gay p*rn star
- 23:48 Story #4: I thought I lost my nuva ring
- 27:26 Story #5: The forgotten tampon
- 39:09 He booked another girl in the next room
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| 0:00.0 | I asked him why it was the size of my pinky hard and he proceeded to call his mother and |
| 0:08.6 | have his mom explain to me that he's taken a bunch of Adderall in his life and that he drank a |
| 0:16.1 | lot of mountain dew as a kid. It's file events and your favorite meme queen in the big said you |
| 0:20.5 | didn't ask for but me to welcome to almost adulting. Hi, Vasees and welcome to a brand new episode |
| 0:35.0 | on almost adulting with me your host, Violetta. Today, I'm welcoming you to Confession Corner. |
| 0:42.0 | This is the first confession corner of the month of March, this month on Confession Corner. |
| 0:48.8 | We are all about you calling in and confessing your what the fuck hilarious sex moments that you |
| 0:56.6 | wish never happened. And I thought today's guess that's going to join me and just help me out with |
| 1:02.2 | listening to your hilarious voice mails is Francesca Farago. Hello, I feel like I'm definitely |
| 1:07.8 | perfect person for the job of embarrassing sex stories. Yes, I mean, literally you got to live |
| 1:13.9 | it on live TV. Yeah, so I'm excited to hear what you guys have. So let's go. All right, so the topic |
| 1:22.1 | that you put on the story was sex stories that haunt you to the same and the fact that this happens |
| 1:29.6 | to me like 12 or 13 years ago, I still sometimes lie awake at night and I think about it and it's not |
| 1:37.5 | so much my mistake, but it still is just wild to me. So anyways, I was like 18 or 19. It was actually |
| 1:48.8 | the first time I had a herqueous turn sex and I freaked out like totally stopped and paused and I |
| 1:55.3 | like had a moment where I almost cried because I thought that he was going to think that I farted |
| 2:00.0 | because like you hear about him, but you don't you don't think about it till you're in the moment |
| 2:04.8 | and then it happens and this was it was very loud like there was clearly a lot of air pushed |
| 2:09.6 | up in there. That's not suck that that's just part of our natural body reaction because there's |
| 2:14.9 | too much air and going into our vagina. That means you just got you got the good D. That's all |
| 2:20.5 | that that literally or the guy was just pounding you non-stop. Yeah. And then we feel embarrassed by |
| 2:25.9 | that. Yeah. One time the opposite happened to me. I'm so embarrassed about this. What's the opposite |
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