Hey, lured listeners, would you like a free audiobook?

Follow us on Twitter at the KMQ, then tag us in a tweet,

tell us which KMQ episode is your favorite, and we'll send you the audiobook

of your choice from our audible library. But you better hurry up,

some titles are going fast. Except for you UK folk,

we've got a ton of UK coasts to give you. So come on baby,

come on over, join us over the pond for some sexy story time.

Eroticism is important. It influences and energizes our entire human experience.

Eroticism isn't sex, it's sexuality transformed by our imaginations.

We encourage lured listeners to cultivate eroticism,

to play with it, smack it, rub it down. We want you to enjoy yourselves,

your partners and your sexuality. You are entitled to your sexual self.

This show is for adults only, and contains erotic stories that sometimes,

sometimes feature provocative characters and intense themes and situations like today.

Spending many literary genres, including action adventure,

science fiction, romance, horror, fantasy, paranormal,

please listen responsibly.

Hey, hey, lured listeners, welcome back to the Kiss Me Quicks,

Erotic A Podcast. This is your host, Rose Carroway,

and joining me in the studio shirtless, as always, is Big Daddy Dave Carroway.

He's currently playing with his nipples.

Nipples. Say, hey, Big Daddy.

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