Thank you.

I'm going to be.

And so much

the Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Midlife Gamer podcast. This is a, what do we call these, Matt? A conference call. It's conference call,

job, my friend. These are, these are our experimental podcast. This is not a normal numbered

show if that is what you're expecting. Today, my friends, is Monday the 16th of July. We're

recording on a Monday. More, more on that later. Um, but we are, yes, we are here. Matthew is at the other end of July. We're recording on a Monday. More on that later.

But we are, yes, we are here. Matthew is at the other end of the tube.

Speak to me, my friend.

I've got more paper here than for a regular show.

Hmm. Which way is it hanging in front of the tube or behind? I actually quite literally do not know what you were just talking about. That's fine. all behind.

I actually quite literally do not know what you were just talking about.

That's fine.

It's a toilet paper gag.

Oh, okay.

I'm with you. It's self-referential from a couple of shows ago.

Not to worry.

What a cracking start to this show.

Right then, ladies, gentlemen.

Keep back and relax and listen to Matt and I's ramblings on and we shall... We've got an open show this week. I suspect there may be a little smattering of news. There may not be. I don't know. We've got a couple of topics to cover off, but let's see how we get on. Enough of this faffing about. Let's get on with it. Matthew. Yeah.

Talk to me.

Okay.

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