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The Remnant with Jonah Goldberg

The Dispatch

Politics, News

4.6 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Jonah Goldberg spends ninety minutes plotting his transition to telethon moderation, lambasting the youth, and reminding the new GOP that you can’t pick and choose who gets universal rights. Plus: further ruminations on the bond market and the anniversary of the shot heard ‘round the world. Show Notes: — The Fair Jessica for The Dispatch: ”Revenge of the Title IX Dads” —Advisory Opinions on Humphrey’s Executor —The Wall Street Journal: “Meet MAGA’s Favorite Communist” —G-File: “The Shot Heard Round—and Round and Round—the World” —Irving Kristol: “The American Revolution as a Successful Revolution” The Remnant is a production of The Dispatch, a digital media company covering politics, policy, and culture from a non-partisan, conservative perspective. To access all of The Dispatch’s offerings—including Jonah’s G-File newsletter, regular livestreams, and other members-only content—click here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm making a robot head with an Amazon box.
0:03.0	I've painted it silver and Daddy helped me make it.
0:05.0	At Amazon, we're actually using paper bags for more of our deliveries.
0:09.0	And now I'm making a paper hot air balloon and I even made a little brown basket
0:13.0	and I'm making a dog that looks just like Monty.
0:16.0	Just one of the ways we've reduced the weight of our packaging by more than 40% since 2015,
0:20.0	which is still good for playtime.
0:22.6	Mom, where's the scissors?
0:25.7	To learn more, visit aboutamason.com.com.
0:27.9	UK forward slash sustainability. Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention.
0:48.0	Can I please have your attention?
1:07.9	Greetings. Greetings, dearly, listeners. This is Jonah Goldberg, host of the Remnant podcast, brought to you by the dispatch and dispatch media and ACMI anvils.
1:14.4	So, so much to discuss today. Last week, I thought I a lot to discuss and I kind of felt like I screwed it all up because my brain wasn't there. I think my brain is here,
1:21.5	which you don't want to say around Steve Martin when he's got a syringe full of window
1:26.1	cleaner. That's a deep cutringe full of window cleaner.
1:28.7	That's a deep cut.
1:31.1	Most of you will have no idea what I'm talking about,
1:33.1	but I'm not going to tell you what that's a reference to.
1:35.6	So, just ask Merv Griffin.
1:38.3	Anyway, I haven't done any complaints about going too long lately,
1:41.5	so I'm not going to try to self-edit too much.
1:42.9	We'll just see how things go.
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