Ha ha ha, famous.

You don't want to cross your own theme song like I'm doing right now.

Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Boops.

Ray Hurrah, once again the smartest man in the world,

Pupcats takes to the ether from the saluvious confines of the reddest room in all of Western Hollywood,

located Cady Cornered from the pleasure chest right here on the unbelievably lurid streets of this town.

It's the Bar Louvich headquarters for the Greg Proop's smartest man in the world, Vodcast,

where we join hands and join hearts and once again seek to find fulfillment in each other's hopes and desires,

and if not that, at least a few cheap knobgags ought to get us through the evening and like that.

There will be a boring pre-cheap part in jazz like that.

Welcome back to the show if you've never been listening before.

Hurrah, thank you for downloading.

If you've never been in the showroom before, welcome.

This is the free show.

So there'll be no fucking talking or disagreeing with me at any point tonight.

Only abject worship that your knight is being filled with entertainment of this caliber.

You could be home watching pre-grammy stuff all week long or post-sagg awards stuff and just suffering through show business instead of joining us here where we throw slings and arrows at the enormous beam of that is the mastered on that labor ceaselessly that we all try to jump on and grab a dag hanging off of its back end.

A dag is a shit-laden piece of hair near the anus of a giant animal.

And that's what we're all doing here in Hollywood.

We're all dag grabbers hoping to jump on the board, the enormous extinct animal that is show business and right into its ultimate conclusion over the ravine of smart phones and then other

tiny or devices that one will just put in one's eye and blink into giant fucking entertainment pageants once in the future.

And when I say once in the future, I mean in a few months time, I saw time Warner add the other day and I was like, you're not quite the entertainment beam off that you claim to be anymore.

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