Conclave at Copacabana
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
In which we talk Met Gala Mania, Pope Crave at the Conclave, Gaga at Copacabana, Netflix's new embrace of AI slop, and the new Real Housewives of Rhose Island.
About:
Hosted by journalists Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly podcast that explores gossip and power in the pop culture landscape: Where it comes from, who wields it, and who suffers at the hands of it. Find out the stories behind the stories, as together they look beyond the headlines of troublesome YouTubers or scandal-ridden A-Listers, and delve deep into the inner workings of Hollywood's favorite pastime. The truth, they've found, is definitely stranger than any gossip.
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Skips:
- Khloé Kardashian gives tour of pristinely organized walk-in pantry in $17M mansion, [Page Six]
- Teddi Mellencamp shares the heartbreaking reason she only occasionally wears a wig amid cancer battle, [Page Six]
- Gigi Hadid makes rare comments about boyfriend Bradley Cooper after he skipped 2025 Met Gala [Page Six]
- Miley Cyrus' House Burned Down. Why She Now Sees the Dark Moment as the 'Biggest Blessing I've Ever Had' [People]
- Ellen DeGeneres gives rare glimpse of brunette hair while doing common household chore for first time [Page Six]
- 'RHONJ' alum Jacqueline Laurita posts jarring video after facelift and neck lift [Page Six]
- Why Ben Affleck has 'empathy' for Britney Spears over this 'cruelty' of fame [Page Six]
Main Stories:
- Lisa's Met Gala Outfit Did Not Have Rosa Parks' Face Embroidered on Panties, Says Rep for Look's Artist [People]
- Blake Lively takes major swipe at Justin Baldoni and his lawyer in Another Simple Favor [DM]
- Conclave to Choose New Pope Begins as Cardinals Prepare for First Vote [People]
- Justin Baldoni's Wayfarer Foundation Is Shutting Down amid His Legal Woes with Blake Lively [People]
- Ariel Winter Shares the Very Personal Reason She Goes on Undercover Stings to Catch Child Predators (Exclusive) [PEople]
- Celebrity stylist Jessica Paster dragged away by cops outside the Carlyle before Met Gala: 'I got manhandled' [Page Six]
- Taylor Swift live updates: Doechii took a page from the Eras Tour playbook for dramatic Met Gala debut [Page Six]
- Netflix Plans Major Overhaul of Homepage Design, OpenAI-Powered Search and TikTok-Style Vertical Feeds [THR]
- Disney Plans New Theme Park in Abu Dhabi, Its "Most Tech-Forward" Resort Yet [THR]
- Brazilian Police Arrest 2 People Over Plot to Bomb Lady Gaga's Concert in Rio [THR]
- Lady Gaga Responds to Thwarted Bomb Plot Allegedly Targeting Her Brazil Concert [THR]
Transcript
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| 0:25.6 | I'm Breaking news here at eating for free enterprises. But first, a weather report. |
| 0:55.9 | If you're experiencing an unnaturally warm day, |
| 1:00.8 | scientists say it is the result of increased chat GPT usage this month |
| 1:07.0 | to create hentai versions of your favorite conclave characters. |
| 1:14.0 | They also say that it might start hailing in June at 49 degree temperatures. |
| 1:21.2 | It's a scientific marvel, and we have AI to blame. |
| 1:26.0 | The president, however, says that it is merely a side effect of the woke economy, post-tariffs, |
| 1:33.8 | as we import increasingly large amounts of sex toys from China. |
| 1:40.9 | Now, back to our breaking news. |
| 1:44.9 | Popular podcast Eating Free, hosted by host Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, |
| 1:53.1 | have been accused of engaging in fake news. |
| 1:59.1 | For more on that, let's get to our on-the-ground reporter in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Greg Gregory. |
| 2:09.6 | Thank you for that, Susan, Susan Rie. My name is Greg Gregory, and it is a difficult and challenging day here today in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. |
| 2:20.1 | Popular podcast Eating for Free has gone underground after accusations that they engaged in fake news post-metgala. |
| 2:30.8 | I'm here with Eating for Free Listener. |
| 2:38.0 | Lock in Leanne. |
| 2:55.7 | Yeah, I just think it's like really upsetting that I was listening to my favorite podcast when I heard that popular Black Singer singer Lisa had Rosa Parks on her underwear. |
| 3:05.0 | I actually got online to send her hate when I saw a tweet saying that Rosa Parks actually wasn't on her underwear. |
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