Concert AFFAIR & David is Gifted a Meteorite by Dana White

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 11.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Dana and David break down the Coldplay cheating scandal, why Richie Rich shaped David’s entire life, and how Lego Joe Dirt scored a meteorite—courtesy of Dana White. And Dana drops a barrage of Arnold impressions, plus a Scooby and Shaggy news update. Lastly, the guys tackle some fan questions. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, we've always, we've never ended.
0:02.0	Oh, sir, we've always started.
0:03.0	Oh, we're starting.
0:04.0	Trust me.
0:05.0	Yeah, this is. And we don't really, we don't really shoot out of the cannon at the beginning. La da, da, ta, ta, ta, ta. Yeah, but everyone knows, so I have a code on. That's good. That's the first order business that everyone's psyched about. and then Dana might have a new something in the background.
0:04.8	People ask me, business that everyone's psyched about and then Dana might have a new something in the background
0:22.4	people ask me uh sometimes you know off one on on they say what what's what's what's stuff in
0:29.0	spade's background what's it about and here's my reaction okay i don't even look at him. You think I'm looking at the background?
0:39.3	Ooh.
0:40.3	Here's a good noise.
0:41.3	That's a good one eye shut.
0:43.3	I don't know.
0:45.3	Here's one.
0:47.3	Oh.
0:48.3	You ever been around a Karen?
0:51.3	You know, Karen?
0:52.3	Yeah.
0:53.3	Or the elbows up and the one eyes close. Excuse me. Okay, we were here a half hour ago and I do not have a glass. That's Chardonnay, all right? Karen's a worst term. I know. What is it for men who are kind of dicks? Dick, a dick or a Doug? Do we have a name of a guy? We don't have a Karen equivalent,
1:13.6	do we?
1:14.6	I, there's, there probably is. I haven't heard it because no one would dare call me because
1:20.6	it would be lights out.
1:22.6	Never, I said this before, never do a TV show and call it lights out.
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