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Unspooled

Conan the Barbarian

Unspooled

Paul Scheer & Amy Nicholson

Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.64.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Paul & Amy crush 1982's Arnold Schwarzenegger pulp fantasy Conan The Barbarian! They learn the purpose of the Wheel Of Pain, praise the operatic storytelling of Basil Poledouris's score, and try to pinpoint the moment where Arnold became a movie star. Plus: is Batman 1989 a kid's movie? Next week we take a detour into the career of Nicolas Cage! You can join the conversation for this series on theUnspooled Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/unspooledpodcast, and on Paul’s Discord at https://discord.gg/ZwtygZGTa6. Learn more about the show at unspooledpod.com, follow us on Twitter @unspooled and Instagram @unspooledpod, and don’t forget to rate, review & subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify. You can also listen to our Stitcher Premium game show Screen Test right now at https://www.stitcher.com/show/unspooled-screen-test, and apply to be a contestant at [email protected]!

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0:00.0

The year is 1982.

0:03.4

And Paul, what is best in life?

0:06.8

To crush my podcast enemies and hear their lamentations on the Discord.

0:12.1

The movie?

0:13.0

Conan the Barbarian.

0:39.4

I'm Amy Nicholson.

0:41.4

And I am Paul Sheeran Amy.

0:43.4

This is the show where you and I are looking at classic films or trying to figure out are they

0:48.4

as good as people say they are?

0:50.4

I mean, are they just mean more to do?

0:52.4

We remember them as being these classics that actually don't hold up.

0:56.4

We are going through a library of different genres and really trying to find the hundred

1:03.2

best films.

1:04.2

And when we do, we're going to send them up into space.

1:07.5

We're going to have Arnold Schwarzenegger kick a small little zip drive into space.

1:12.8

And then forever it will live there.

1:14.6

He should punch them like he punches a camel in this movie.

1:17.6

I like a good camel punch.

1:19.9

That seems like it's a dirty phrase, but it's not.

1:23.2

Really did.

1:24.2

I blinked like, oh man, what does that mean?

1:26.6

Before we get into Conan, I do want to talk about last week's episode, which was our

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