Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review
Shat on Entertainment
4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2018
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Soundtrack of the gods, camel-punching, surprise romance, imperfect allies, meaty snakes, cannibalistic orgies, and a unanimous Shat Score.
Conan The Barbarian often is lumped in the same shitpile as other fantasy movies, including its sequel, but this abused gem gets nearly everything right. Hear all the reasons to love this not-quite-blockbuster underdog, including its strange literary origins and historical references, and learn just how dangerous this movie was to make.
Big D impersonates Arnold Schwarzenegger during climax. Kerri Gross endorses Conan from a feminist's perspective, and Gene struggles to keep it together.
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| 0:00.0 | It is gold. I mean it is Schwarzenegger and his little buddy Franco Colombo who just cause havoc and it is really you see Schwarzenegger |
| 0:08.9 | He's like when I'm lifting weights. It's like I'm coming when I'm out of the show. It's like I'm coming. When I'm out of the show it's like I'm coming. I'm just |
| 0:15.4 | coming all the time. Remember when we first met John McLean? Argyll picked him up from |
| 0:21.0 | the plane and took him down the Nakatomi Tower at the Christmas |
| 0:26.2 | Party and the terrorists were over zealous but it was sweet when they killed Ellis? |
| 0:38.8 | Welcome back to Shatt the movies, the podcast where we ask, were the movies we love when we were growing up really that good? |
| 0:41.9 | Have you caught yourself thinking, why don't they make movies like they used to? |
| 0:44.9 | Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie rental at Blockbuster |
| 0:49.1 | video? Do you know what Blockbuster video is? If you answered yes, then this is the podcast for you. |
| 0:54.8 | I'm Jean Lyons, alongside is my co-host, Big D Dick Ebert. |
| 0:58.6 | Good evening. |
| 1:00.0 | And once again, the guest host phenomenon, Carrie Gross. |
| 1:04.0 | Hello, hello. |
| 1:05.4 | And we're going to take a look back in time |
| 1:06.8 | and decide if our favorite film still hold up. |
| 1:09.1 | Each week, the audience selects from six movie choices |
| 1:11.4 | that we break out the race car VHS taper |
| 1:13.6 | winder and watch the movie that tally the highest number of votes. |
| 1:16.8 | At the end of each podcast, Big D. Carey and I will provide the audience with the |
| 1:20.5 | number of wipes each movie would take to get off our respective bums, |
| 1:24.0 | so find a comfortable spot on the sofa and accompany us for a journey through our vast VHS movie collections. |
| 1:30.4 | Big D exciting week this week, what do you have in store for us? |
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