You made it weird with the home. What's happening weirdos? This is Conan O'Brien. I can't believe it. I'm so happy that we finally got to sit down. It's over Zoom, obviously.

I'm here in quarantine in Los Angeles, so I'm sorry that the audio quality isn't exactly as good as it usually is on this show.

But I hope this is a bright spot in your day. I know a lot of people are dealing with cabin fever. I know people are working very hard. Our medical professionals are working very, very hard.

I know a lot of people are dealing with anxiety and stress and depression. I hope this helps a little bit. I sure got a boost out of it myself talking with somebody that I owe so much to.

I'm so grateful to Conan and I really, really started my career in a huge way. I'm so indebted to him and I'm thrilled to call him my friend. I'm so glad that we got to have this chat.

We are putting together a best of episode. If there are any moments in this episode or any other episode, after May 2018. This is going to be the third best of you made it weird.

We are looking for specific bits, not just like lines, but like bits. Like a good example would be when Kenny DeForest was on and we did Yoker.

Like that killed me. That made me laugh so hard not the Joker, but Yoker. That is something we're going to include.

If you want something included in the third best of you made it weird. Go to the You Made It Weird Facebook page. Leave a comment on that post and please be as specific as you can.

After May 2018 and long bits, not just one line here or there, it would be helpful to Katie and time codes if you nasty or just a general idea of where it may be in the episode because she's going to be cutting that together.

For me personally, it's going to be, I can't wait to listen to it. I might America's funniest home videos and do commentary on every clip because I really think we could all use the laughs right now.

Be sure to vote and nominate the moments that you want in the best of You Made It Weird on the Facebook page.

As you guys know, I don't do normal ads on this show. I do pizza picks, which are products that I actually use and actually love.

The first pizza pick right here on my desk is Alpha Brain. This episode is brought to us by our friends at On It, who make Alpha Brain, which is a new atropic.

It is basically a supplement for your brain. It's like fish food for your ideas. I never don't have Alpha Brain on my desk in my car, in the pockets of my jackets.

I have it in the powder form, which I sometimes pour straight into my mouth. I have it in the pill form. It is not a stimulant like caffeine. It doesn't keep you up. It doesn't make you jittery.

In fact, I like to take it before I go to bed because it gives me trippy ass dreams. But it is basically fish food for your ideas and for your creativity.

For the past four or five years now, I haven't done stand up. I haven't written a script. I haven't recorded an episode of this podcast. I haven't guessed it on someone else's podcast or been on a talk show or even just gone on a date and wanted to be interesting for sweet lady Val.

Without taking two or three Alpha Brain 15 minutes before, it's hard to explain because it's not like something that julps you. It just gives your brain the earth grown nutrients that it needs in order to function.

It helps support memory. It helps support focus, recall, language, your ability to access your vocabulary, which is obviously so important to me.

I wish I had known about this in college. It would have made a huge difference. I wish I had known about it even earlier in my stand up career because there's so much memorization and recall involved.

But I'm so glad that I have it now. I swear by it and I am so glad they're sponsored the podcast. Go to onit.com slash weird and you will get 10% off.

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