Conan O'Brien

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.6 • 68.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2018

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Conan O'Brien (Saturday Night Live, The Simpsons, Late Night, Conan) is an American television host, comedian, writer, and producer. Conan sits down with the Armchair Expert to discuss the sad truth of bicycle accident funerals, his propensity for kindness after having consumed alcohol and how he has let humility become a guiding principle in his life. Dax is sad Conan never went to the playboy mansion and Conan corrects Dax's grammatical indiscretions. The two talk about the duality between control and chaos, they defend the idea that all parents should be slightly addicted to alcohol, they declare the certain fate of class clowns and Conan denies Monica's request to be friends. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hello everybody welcome to armchair expert I'm Dan Rather and Monica Padman sits across for me per us.
0:07.0	She's adorned in purple.
0:11.1	She has a lot of weapons at her disposal ways for her to make her beautiful brown skin pop and I always find orange for you as a real pop.
0:22.0	Oh, I don't wear orange very much. You don't but when you do
0:25.3	wear orange I'm quick to comment on it right? Yeah I guess so. Hmm. Yeah let's think
0:31.7	about this yeah I think so really think about if I have anything orange.
0:35.0	I don't think I do.
0:38.0	You do, you do.
0:40.0	Well, maybe we're not unlike, this is regular with me as getting in arguments about what color is what color.
0:46.0	Because I see... You're talking about tomato.
0:50.0	Tomato red. Red, red, really.
0:54.0	Well, okay.
0:55.0	Yeah.
0:56.0	So yeah, you were in a tomato blouse the other day, right?
1:00.1	The t-shirt?
1:00.9	And I made a real to-do about how it was complimenting your skin tone. Well this is weirdly
1:07.0	appropriate because our guess has a very distinct level of melatonin.
1:14.8	Melanin, not melatonin and that puts you to sleep.
1:20.0	Melanin which dictates how dark your skin is.
1:24.1	Well, he has a defective.
1:27.3	Well, hold on now.
1:28.3	Look, that's what it is, a defective gene.
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