Welcome to Super Serious Filmfest, our theme series of movie reviews.

This season covers the best and the worst of Nick Cage, the summer and winter of his career.

And what we're calling, Season of the cage. So, Conair, where we stand on Conair?

Where we stand on Conair?

What do you think of Conair? It's one of those movies that I hate but I love. It's a bad movie that I really loved watching as a late teen when this thing came out.

The script is really sloppy, but it has a lot of high points

to counteract its low points. I think there is some decent action in the movie.

I enjoy the privilege of watching Nick Cage do a couple of bad accents in this movie. I enjoy John Malkovich chewing a little

bit of scenery too. There's a lot to love with the lot to hate. How about you? I think this movie is shitty the rock. You're not wrong.

And I guess that's my, because I saw in the forums there's people saying you know when

when we were putting this into the bad that cage they were taking

exception to numbers I know how tongue-in-cheek it was but I just think that this is a

bad film and it was fun to watch like in the live watch with you just to rip it and like laugh and joke

God did it cage his hair is like a balding tars movie what the fuck I can't believe it who thought who that a whole team

approve that dude just wait until it gets in the wind like there's no wind yet on this plane I did get to see his dopey

But to sit here and watch it in isolation for pleasure, I just feel like there are much better

action adventure movies that have better characters, they're more internally consistent consistent to have better action that you know

there's a lot of times we talk about this is the walk on the walking dead right like an action

set piece is meaningless unless you understand the stakes and unless you're invested in the

stakes and unfortunately this movie completely lost me in the first 15 minutes and never able, was ever able to get it back.

So unless we're talking about an exercise of drunkenly jeering and mocking it as it flails around in his performance, I wouldn't voluntarily watch this movie again.

I'd rather watch a predator or the rock or I mean honestly I'd prefer the rocks the

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