Computer Love

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Roy Wood Jr plays matchmaker in the corporate suite as the CEO of Bitwise Industries shares $50 Million plan to up-skill disenfranchised workers across the country, and the global Chief Marketing Officer for OkCupid explains how relationships in the digital era can create rewarding careers with outstanding benefits. Television writer and body-positive influencer Ms. Dani Fernandez outlines the etiquette of sharing nude pics, both inside and outside the workplace, and offers her takes on whistleblowing and finding computer love. @Rod4Short still favors dogs as the single best topic to break the ice with your white co-workers, while Jacqueline quietly keeps a tally of this episode’s ‘d*ck’ mentions.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday.
0:07.5	We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls?
0:14.3	We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go,
0:21.9	but how many of them come out on Thursday?
0:25.1	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart,
0:26.7	wherever you get your podcast.
0:30.8	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:33.9	Another week, another job fair.
0:36.9	Why do you sound depressed about it?
0:39.0	Good for.
0:39.5	Well, because this one's from Alabama.
0:42.9	Now hiring.
0:45.4	Two former Chick-fil-A employees in Alabama have been indicted for allegedly diverting thousands of dollars
0:51.2	of customer payments to their own bank accounts.
0:55.0	Not the Chick-fil-A people.
0:56.7	They're nice people.
0:58.2	Yes.
0:59.3	They've been charged with conspiracy to commit wire fraud and wire fraud.
1:06.8	That's a federal offense.
1:08.4	Yeah, here's how they got caught.
1:11.3	They fabricated their earnings as Chick-fil-A employees,
1:15.3	and this was uncovered when he tried to get a mortgage loan last January.
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