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Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Compston's back, Off the Wagon & "It's within your grasp"

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8684 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It's only been a couple of week's but it's oh so good to have Malteaser eyes himself, Martin Compston back with us for one last catch up before the new year.

We're chatting pointless tasks, our appreciation for the NHS, De Caestecker delivers another one line beauty, Gordon's travel nightmare and off or on the wagon?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

A safe trip begins with TRIP.

0:03.0

Take a road trip with your family, get there safely.

0:06.0

Do your trip checks.

0:08.0

T, drop up on island fuel, R, rest every two hours to

0:13.0

I inspect your pressure and tread.

0:16.0

P, preparing for the weather ahead.

0:18.0

A safe trip begins with TRIP. Oh, yes, that's, oh, yes, a safe trip begins with TRIP.

0:21.9

Oh, it's, always.

0:23.7

A safe trip begins with T RRIZE.

0:25.8

Do the four trip checks before every journey, National Highways.

0:32.1

This is a Global Player Original Podcast.

0:45.3

Yeah. Global Player Original podcast. Welcome, or should I say, Kenny, ho, ho!

0:49.4

This is the third restless natives Christmas in your company.

0:52.8

To all of you, whatever you may be, including

0:54.8

the 48 in England, festive greetings from the clown and the wolfman. I'm Gordon Smart, a semi-established

1:01.4

morning TV presenter, now an early morning radio presenter with more air miles on my clock than

1:06.5

Father Christmas. I'm back in the sleigh today and absolutely snow jokes about his stature in relation to Santa's helpers. Although he does have a wee runny nose and cheery cheeks. It's the returning hero of the podcast. After a few weeks of absence, it is Turbo Banana himself, a veteran of the television promo trail. It is the one and only Martin Copston.

1:28.5

Welcome back.

1:29.1

Is this our third Christmas?

1:30.6

It's our third Christmas together, isn't it?

1:32.0

Fucking hell, mate.

1:32.8

Like, we are actually a podcasting, isn't we?

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