Completing the Hat District %% Hat Creek Queso Fries & Tots

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Sure. Nick is a fiend for the queso but we had to finish the Hat District. Are you a Tall Shirt guy? We gotta make the Tall Shirt. There goes those Tall guys. Get water out of your lungs and get these queso fries & tots in you. Monkey Burger lives! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:08.6	Let's rock.
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0:24.6	Take time to think,
0:26.6	Yeah, but where I die for?
0:29.6	Hear that?
0:30.6	It's your big McDonald's hunger calling
0:32.6	Because the Big Arch is back
0:34.6	And this time it's here to stay
0:36.6	With juicy beef, cheddar cheese and that Big Arch sauce.
0:40.0	Hungry, you are now.
0:41.7	Order delivery on the McDonald's app.
0:45.1	Serve from 11am, upcharges and fees apply to delivery orders.
0:48.0	Subjects availability, price and participation may vary.
0:50.7	Here we got going.
0:52.9	Welcome to 100% foot. The show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You definitely do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my coach. Jordan Swears. Jordan, how are you? And your feet. And shoe. Feet are good. Shoe good. Hat.
1:12.9	Non-existent, but we did go back to the Hat District. We did go back to the Hat District
1:15.3	specifically because we wanted to go to the Hat District.
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