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I don't want the rumors started again that chaps like super well done burgers.

I don't want that to start happening again.

Now 2015 was a fucking nightmare.

It's another edition here on bar stool confessions.

I'm Uncle Chaps.

I'm joined as always by Johnny Boy.

Well, John, I'm looking forward to today because I feel like every single kid at lunch,

like elementary school lunch, middle school lunch, high school lunch,

can commiserate with our good friends.

The Israelites about the story that we're going to do today.

Before we get going in that though, I want to ask you, gun to your head.

Oh boy, if you had to choose one dish, like one full-ass meal that you could eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner,

which meal do you think you can go the longest eating without wanting to kill yourself?

Now, I am, I want to just get ahead of it.

I am embarrassed by my answer, but I do think it is, it is the one that would probably get me the longest.

It's one that I don't even necessarily enjoy having.

Well, sometimes I enjoy having one of them.

But the, it's not going to be like, you lot, it's a meal I have occasionally,

but I think it just gives the best long-term possibilities.

And it's just a salad.

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