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Guaranteed Human. Ridiculous Crime is a production of IHeart Radio. Elizabeth Dutton. So good to see you, my friend. Good to see you. How you been? How you been? I've been good. Honestly, I've been good. No complaints. I got a little muscle tear in my back right now, but that's just because I was doing dumb stuff. You put your back into it?

I deserved it.

You can do it.

Yeah, my muscles were like, who are we kidding? You're like, can we talk? Yeah, we're going to need to have a coffee clutch. So I got a question for you that doesn't involve my back. Do you know what's ridiculous? Does it involve your neck and your back?

I cannot answer that. Your weave just slipped its track. That's the G-rated version. Thank you. Do I know what's ridiculous? You're asking me? I'm looking at you like a professional. Oh, I know. I know what's ridiculous. You want to share it with them? Sit down. All right, so Grillo's, our favorite pickle brand.

Yes, shout out Grillos.

They're a menace.

Wait, what?

They're menace. You want to share it with them? Sit down. All right. So, Grillos, our favorite pickle brand.

Yes. Shout out Grillos. They're a menace. Wait, what? They're menace. I bought the biggest tub of Grillos at Costco the other day. How fun is this conversation? This is like when someone recommends a podcast and I'm like, oh, yeah, listen. And then I'm like minute 10, they're still talking about what they watch.

The personal lives.

I don't give a, I don't give a hoot. They love of fermented vegetables. You'll see where I'm going with this. This has a point. All right. So, uh, grillos, right? We've talked about them multiple times and we still don't have a sponsorship. Can't believe it. Which is a little offensive, I think. I'm shocked. You're shocked. The people are shocked.

I feel like I've been profiled. But aside for... them multiple times and we still don't have a sponsorship. Can't believe it. Which is a little offensive, I think.

I'm shocked.

You're shocked.

The people are shocked.

I feel like I've been profiled. But aside from that. So anyway, there's apparently this thing spear in a beer at dive bars where they'll put a grillo's in the beer, right? Your beer. Gotcha. Well, Grillo's, an absolute menace in the mash-up category.

I know.

I just had to pull the band-aid on that. beer, right? Your beer, got you. Well, Grillo's, an absolute menace in the mashup category.

I know.

I just had to pull the band-aid on that one.

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