Communications Breakdown - #2139-2

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

People are apparently having phone trouble all across the country. Like every time cell phones don't work - which is frequently - it has us pining for the good old days of land lines. It also has us pining for a time when we didn't suspect the true cause of our phone woes as an invisible electromagnetic attack from across the globe. Hey, it's possible. We're very important people, and Putin knows this. That's why he's making it so we can't order pizza. Take away a man's pizza and you take away his will to fight. Although I guess we could just use the app.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the family with co-host Catherine Brandt.
0:03.5	Andy Rand, Bernard.
0:05.1	Dave Schrader.
0:06.6	And we'll be right back in a couple of seconds.
0:08.3	Second hour coming up right after this with the family.
0:11.4	Tommy, I never believed it until now, but apparently you're a pretty big deal.
0:15.3	Was there ever a question in your mind?
0:17.0	Well, you might say I was a doubting Thomas.
0:19.1	See what I did there.
0:20.1	Yes.
0:20.5	How incredibly clever.
0:21.7	Anyway, what's your point?
0:22.5	Well, last month, I was trying to find you a car to replace the Mafia Mobile
0:26.0	and suggested leasing a Nissan Ultima as it was impossible to find your first choice.
0:31.1	I love that Ultima, and I'm actually looking forward to checking out the all-wheel drive as soon as it's known. Well, apparently someone at Nissan was listening to us, and at this month, at Coon
0:41.1	Rapids Nissan and Burnsville, Nissan, we can offer short-term 18-month leases.
0:45.9	That's actually pretty smart. By then, the chip shortage will be over, right?
0:49.5	Man, I hope so. The only chip shortage I want to hear about is Bilski dumping one into the bunker.
0:55.1	By the way, for the first time ever, Coon Rapids Nissan was number one in the state, and Burnsville was number two.
1:01.1	Your Ultima was actually one of the cars that put J-Lo on top.
1:05.0	To learn more about short-term leasing stop into Burnsville, Nissan or Coon Rapids, Nissan.
1:10.0	Michael Bryant, Bradshaw. Brian, what's the latest?
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