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YouTube chat. I'll put him up here right now. I don't want to stop. My back

hurts I can't lift my foot. You got what by the way? What are you doing?

You okay over there? Yeah, yeah. You need me to rub on it? Oh, I need a rub. You need a rub. You need a rub? You need a suck on your toes? You're damn right. Featuring Panama Ted. Too hot! Timmy Hall. Right. No, Dom. I'm a genetic freak. And I'm not normal.

I won't me some glory hole.

I'll keep it in the room.

Stop breathing.

It used to be a lot longer.

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Still, they're passed out just laying there drunk right now. We are taping this Friday afternoon before our show and normally parking lot outside

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