Now launching the dumbest radio show in America.

Welcome to Common Man, Antebo.

I respond to people talking to me like I'm a toddler.

Like when I go to the dentist, I think they have something in my file treat him like a child because it doesn't

matter what hygienist I have they're hey buddy is that is that hurting you a little bit

are you okay you want to suck in candy they don't say that it's the dentist

it's probably not gonna give you like sugary candy, but I get it.

I'm going to clean your tea, there's sucking candy.

But they treat me like a child.

You know what, I like that. Maybe some people would find that patronizing.

Don't talk me like that. I talk me like a man.

I don't want to be a man.

Featuring Panama Ted.

Too hot, Timmy Hall.

I will rub one on my face.

And a collection of profane noises.

Oh, no, Dom. I'm a genetic freak. a collection of profane noises.

Oh, no, Dom.

I'm a genetic freak.

I'm not normal.

I won't miss glory hole.

I'll keep it in the room.

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