You know I told you this earlier. I might as well share it with the people.

Yeah. So, I was talking to my mom on the phone. This was last Friday.

And I said, what are you doing? Why don want to come over Sunday and eat?

Sure. Okay, sounds good.

What do you want me to make you?

I don't care anything's fine.

All right.

That's very nice.

Yeah, that's fine.

Good son, you're being there.

Hang up the phone. Five minutes later, she calls back. This is what she says to me.

I forgot that next week I'm getting my rectum exam?

Oh, gosh. So I can't eat anything red and purple.

Oh, ah!

Your rectum exam.

Boy, that turned me into Adnan Verk real quick.

What the hell is going on? You mean a colonoscopy? Yeah! Well then call it a colonoscopy. Oh, that's, well I, yeah, that, that's a rough one. I'm getting my rectum exam.

Buddy, there's no coming back from that one because the minute you hear the word,

you may not you hear that word, you're saying,

well now I can't unsee this picture and again not that colonoscopies a

walk in the park no but I know what that is and it's an easy one now that it's

said so often it's it's it's a word you're we've become accustomed to where it's like hey

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