You know what this this watch that I bought? Yeah, it's it's orange. It's like browns orange. Oh really?

Picture the color of the helmet. Yes. That's the color of the color of the

dial of the watch sure I mean if I don't like it I could just give it to you

you know Mike I think that watch is probably going to be real ridiculous.

What are you going to do? Wear that and your Jordans out on the same day and then just

scream at people about how big of a douche bag you are. Not going to wear your mask into the store?

Is that what you're doing?

Kristen saw the Jordan's in the closet this weekend.

Yeah she was cleaning out some of her clothes and sending it over to goodwill and she said what are you going to do with those shoes? I said, I'm not going to do anything

with the shoes. Then why did you buy him? Because I always wanted a pair of Jordans and now I have them. I may not wear them out but now I have

them and she's like muttering under her breath and I told her the same thing I told

you on the day that we're all standing in line to get our vaccine, I will wear my Air Jordans.

I'm going to wear my Air Jordans and my bright orange watch and just, you know, moose up my hair and

be Captain Doosh Boy.

Yeah, I think you should.

Vaccine day is the day that's going to happen.

All right, do all of that.

And I'll break out the vanity license plate too.

How about that?

By the way, I have not bought, I did not buy a watch,

but as I've been sitting here in quarantine,

well I'm not quarantine anymore,

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