I was telling you about my idea for a theme park.

Yeah, I think this is a, uh, because you said it would be like a real life theme park?

Well, let me tell you something, it's called market differentiation.

Sure. Okay, where you have your theme parts that teach kids about feeling good about themselves and fantasy lands and all that other stuff.

I want to teach kids about reality.

I like that.

That's my goal.

So you have these rides and it's all like the

animatronic people like at Disney World.

You get in a little boat, slow moving boat, it's in the dark.

And one ride specifically talks about paying bills.

And you see two people sitting at a kitchen table paying bills saying,

I don't know how we can afford it this year.

And then kids understand the value of a dollar

because these two people talk about how they can't afford to pay for all their bratty kids

and how they haven't had intimate time in six months.

There you go.

There's lesson number one in that ride.

How about this?

Here's another ride. You just had a hospital stay, but

your insurance says you still owe $4,000 because you haven't gotten your deductible yet.

Oh yeah, that's a good one. That's an everyday problem that people are going to encounter at some point in their life.

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