Let's talk about Mike Leach. He is the head coach over at Washington State. He's obsessed with pirates,

pirate history. He gives long rambling press conferences that make no sense.

He locked Craig James's kid in a shed, which actually I do approve of.

Well, I'm no fan of Craig James. I'd like to lock Craig James in his shed.

I'm not a fan of Mike Leach's concussion protocol history, but yeah, that's pretty bad.

He also is a lover of cargo shorts. He's got tons of pair of cargo shorts. He loves him.

He wears him every single day when the weather agrees with it. And so he was asked

about that at practice because they're going through

their fall camp as well here is Mike Leach talking about his love for cargo shorts

yeah so for the pockets yeah you always have pockets.

I don't understand those nylon shorts, you know, you jog around and your stuff flaps all over

the place.

You know, I've never liked those.

How many pairs of cargo shorts do you have?

Uh, difficult to say because now it's kind of worthy, you know, they'll give them to me.

Or Nike'll say here, check these ones out type of thing.

Doesn't like it when your stuff flaps all over the place.

Jog around and your stuff flaps all over the place.

Now when I initially heard this, that the weird thing I didn't hear the

full context I I actually thought Mike Leach was just talking about his stuff

flapping all over the place now I realize he's talking about the stuff in your

pockets but that's not going to stop us from

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