I like any unit of measurement that's measured in a sleeve.

I agree with that.

May I have a sleeve of that, please?

How do we properly determine what the Oreos are in?

Because it's not technically a sleeve, but if you said I ate a sleeve of Oreos, I know exactly what you mean.

You meant you ate one of the sections of the tray.

You didn't eat the whole tray. I hate the new cookie containers. Oh, with the reseal top? I hate them. Why don't you

like that? Because first of all, some of them are glued down so much. And when you first

open it, that you pull too hard and then it rips everything.

Everything's gone.

That does sound like a problem.

Because I want to get to the cookie.

And sometimes I'm so frustrated because this is glued down so hard.

I rip too hard.

Now the entire bag's ruined.

Now, you know I love my cookies.

And I have a sweet tooth and I am a fat ass. I have

never ripped the package to a point that

it can't be redeemed. Oh, I'm like a bear.

That's what I'm saying. It's like you may just need to calm

down when you're getting these cookies. No, I can't call them. If I want a

cookie, I want one right away. So do

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