I was on Facebook today and they have the friend's suggestions that pop up and one of the

friend suggestions that popped up was my accidental girlfriend from junior high.

Oh.

There was a girl named Kim

that, see here's how you ask girls out in junior high, at least this is how I ask girls out in junior high at least this is how I ask girls out in junior high

I told my friend to go talk to Kim and say hey

Mike thinks you're really cute and would like to go out with you if you want to go out

with him meet him at his locker at this time because I didn't have the stones do it myself.

Yeah that's that's a big thing in that age range where you don't actually go approach the person you're

interested in, you just have a proxy do it.

Correct.

Sometimes there's a proxy that then they send to speak to your proxy to say,

yeah, my person said no and so tell them to go F themselves.

Yes, but in this situation there was a bit of a telephone game that didn't work out.

So I'm standing at my locker at the designated time hoping for Hot Kim to come say,

oh my God, thank God, now we can run away and hold hands together you know but

instead some other girls shows up and says I'm yeah so and so talk to me and I'd love to be your girlfriend he got the Kim's mixed up so this

other Kim showed up at the locker and she was good looking enough so I just dated her

for a while but it was the wrong Kim.

Oh no. Oh no.

So that she was my accidental girlfriend.

We dated for like three months and when I say date, again I didn't go on dates when I was in sixth grade. Right. All right. We like sat next to each

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