All right, let's transition as only we can.

You brought this to my attention today.

When you win the Indy 500, you get a trophy.

Yeah, it's called the Borg Warner Trophy.

It's a famous trophy where they put the face of the winner, like the Stanley Cup has the teams

that win, they put all the names of the players on there on these plates. They have little plates they put on

this thing, but each plate has a 3D representation

of your winner's face on that given year and those dot the entire surface

the bottom part of the trophy that's what all the images are there.

What I didn't notice until today is that there is a little image of a man in gold. Well silver yeah yeah is it silver, yeah, yeah.

Is it silver?

Yeah, yeah.

Well, he's holding a checkered flag

and he's completely naked.

And it's not just while he's naked but he's smooth, he's naked and he has a

little alloy penis in there too. He is staring at you. It's full frontal nudity on the trophy.

Because obviously you know when they first started car racing back in Roman times they were all naked back then and this is a throwback

Yeah Roman times. That's when they had the cars. You don't know.

Yeah, they, I don't, they just had the slongs hanging out?

They probably did have the chariot races, I didn't think of that.

But yeah, here's the interesting thing.

If you ever look at a picture of this trophy, nine times out of

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