We have a, you know, what Pink Floyd calls dark side of the moon, it's not really dark, we just can't see it.

Well, sure. The far side of the moon, smart people have told me that the reason we only see one side of the moon is related to the tides and something I don't know all right whatever whatever

Anyway China is sending a lander to the far side of the moon.

By the way, if you're Kyrie Irving,

turn your radio off right now

because none of this makes sense.

So China is sending a lander to the far side

of the moon and they're bringing six live species from Earth to see if

they can form like a biosphere sort of thing. They can try and grow this stuff on the moon.

Oh, okay. So they're bringing like plant life?

They're bringing cotton.

Okay.

Something called rape or rap seed.

I have no idea what that is fruit fly because we need to harvest more

fruit flies damn it we need more all right yeast a flowering plant named arbosis, I don't know, and potatoes.

So maybe in like 25 years you go to the store and it's like, are these from Idaho? No, they're from the moon these potatoes.

Wow. Denise Austin's gonna be doing moon potato commercials.

No one understands that reference.

I'm going to bring the friar guy from

QVC there to like fry up the potatoes on the moon too.

Now these are space potatoes, so they naturally have a different water content, but look how crispy they come in the air

friar.

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