My daughter turned five yesterday.

Happy birthday.

And she said to me, isn't it great that I'm all grown up?

When do I get to wear a bra like mom? That's a question for mom.

She said, now. Here you go. Happy birthday. I'll tell you who needs to wear a bra. Me. Yeah. I am just gaining all of my weight in my chest.

Really? Oh my God.

Is that a normal thing for you or is that has like changed over the years as age has approached?

I've always been a touch busimy but as I'm in my 40s now great band name a touch

bosomy I'm just as in my 40s now. As Kistansa said when he looked at his father

frolicking. It's like my own personal crying game. When I look in the mirror, like I'm almost at the when I look in the mirror.

Like I'm almost at the point where they,

if I were on TV, they may think about pixelating me

in the chest.

Yeah, you're talking shirt off for shirt on.

Because that's something, oh, okay, I was gonna say shirt on.

Because I don't see it with you in normal clothes.

That's because I know which fabrics to wear.

Yeah, fabrics important.

But if I took my shirt off right now, you'd all just start vomiting.

All of you.

Well, I mean, take this from someone who has had a vomit-inducing physique for years.

I understand your pain. I am aware of your pain is what I'm saying.

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