My wife would have sold me for five dollars yesterday with that whole pinball machine debacle.

How'd that all? Well, we had, if you miss yesterday's show, we had a pinball machine delivered to the house and I was coordinating with this guy and I've also come

at the conclusion that everybody who sells and refurbishes pinball machines is crazy and I guess there's a reason why like, you know, people grow up and say, I'm

going to get a job, a regular job, and these people say, I'm just going to work on pinball

machines. And God bless them, but I don't think they develop properly.

And so I'm coordinating with this guy and he says,

all right, Monday at noon, I'll be there.

And I said, well, you know, my wife works from home

and she's got all these meetings scheduled,

but I will have her clear her schedule because I'm not going to be here.

And so she'll clear her schedule and let you in and all of that. he said great install should take about 60 minutes

I said fantastic that'll be fine it's just an hour she lets him in gives him water

has sex with him quickly and then he's out the door, right?

I figure it'd be a...

No, I'm sorry, that's Tim's wife.

I was going to say, you didn't have a lot of high hopes for, uh, apparently for this guy.

No, I'd be over quickly.

This guy would just be in there and done.

That's it.

So I give Kristen the guy's phone number yesterday morning

and said, coordinate with this guy. guy he said it'll be here at

noon so then I get to work and I'm getting text from Christian all the time now

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