I have something to share with you I forgot to bring this up earlier in the show

but yesterday went out to buy some paint at the hardware store were you were you

painting couple rooms no I've hired people to paint, but I'm supplying the paint.

All right, that's good.

I'm buying the paint.

That's how that works.

And so we had some colors, you know, that we need to get mixed up. you know we cuss they mix them up of course I

I went with Kristen and you know we give them the color and the guy looks at me

what which sheen do you want on this oh this probably broke your brain well no then I responded to him what are my choices Charlie or

Martin the look on my wife's face was the same as if she walked in and caught me with a prostitute?

Or it was me grinding on Urban's lap in that video.

Utter disappointment?

Utter disappointment.

And this poor guy working at the hardware store had no idea what the hell I was talking about.

Yeah, he's just like, I'm just trying to mix this pain, dude.

You want eggshell? what do you want you

want has semi-gloss come on well then I kept because I knew it was bothering

Kristen so I kept it going I said are we classifying Emilio Estevas as a sheen or it's just Charlie and Martin he's like listen to me

Cake eater. I'm gonna punch you in the face with that stupid mighty ducks reference. How dare you that's exactly what I would have said. So I wanted to kill myself yesterday.

Yeah, my wife wanted to kill me even more.

Yeah, Campbell Labor.

Did you get the pain at least?

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