If I don't sound like myself, it's because I'm ready to vomit, poop, and pass out all at the same time.

That would be a bad combo. Don't do that. Like all at once?

That's not good.

You know, one of the things that we tell ourselves or society tells us is that when we get older we get smarter.

I'm telling you that is not the case with me. All right?

I acted like a 12 year old today.

A 12 year old whose parents said,

all the candy you want

and you just eat and eat and eat until you puke.

I am 42 years old. And sometimes I act like I've never seen food and I'm never

gonna have it again. All right? I walked in here I had lunch before I came in today. I ate a big

lunch. I had lunch. I walked in. 10 pizzas have been

delivered here. Now, do I like a normal person say, oh, I already had lunch, but you you know what I'll have one piece of

pizza because it was delivered here and I don't want to be rude and then call it

a day did I do that no no I walked in after having a big lunch and had nine pieces of pizza. Nine!

Every time I got up from my chair to get something from the copy machine or take a piss.

I would just grab another piece of pizza like I was taking a sip of water.

And now I feel like I'm going to die.

I'm sweating right now. I am sweating. I hope when you went to use the bathroom,

you did that first, washed your hands thoroughly, and then got your pizza, as opposed to eating

a pizza in there while you were like one-handing doing everything else.

I don't know what's going on.

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