I have something to tell you.

Okay.

And my wife thinks I'm a terrible person

and wants me to stop this behavior.

All right.

Everybody else seems to enjoy it except for her.

So, here's the backstory.

When I was a teenager, my sister was also a teenager,

for whatever reason, on her birthday card every single year I would draw her a

graphic cartoon penis. Okay. All right that's fine. Happy birthday. Here's a

penis.

Sometimes other things were happening around the penis.

I got it, yeah.

So generally speaking, there was some sort of peni artistic work happening.

Yes. Okay. This has continued. I do this every single year now for her even as adults. Yeah. I send her a birthday card. There's a drawing of a penis.

When my nephews were born I drew little

penises on their cards too. Okay. However, like when they were three it was super tiny you couldn't even

see it and it was just for my sister to see they had no idea what the hell

was going on.

Yeah, of course, right, sure.

But as they've gotten older, the Peepies have grown,

and they have enjoyed this now,

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