Hi, let's talk about Lenny Dykstra, all right? He is a train wreck of a human being. He's actually a terrible human being.

He's entertaining, but he's terrible.

So Lenny Dykstra and his friend decided to go to Jersey mics and have some subs for lunch.

Lenny Dykstra, according to him, has dentures in his mouth that cost him $80,000. Well he got him for free from a dentist friend but he says

they're worth $80,000. He said because the bread was so hard at Jersey Mike's he took the dentures out of his mouth which

seems to defeat the purpose of having dentures I would assume having dentures is

useful when chewing hard things right right I can understand if he's eaten Taffy, you want to take the dentures out of your mouth,

but to help you chew the hard bread anyway, okay. So he said he took the dentures out of his mouth,

put it in a napkin, finished up his sub, left, threw everything away, left,

was driving home, realized that he accidentally threw his $80,000 dentures away.

So he went back to the Jersey Mike's store,

told the clerk, I'm sure, in just perfect English the problem.

Right.

They said, well I'm sorry we've already taken the garbage out.

We threw it in the dumpster back there.

I mean you can go look in the dumpster if you want to.

There's this saying the story that they actually gave him the okay because I'm gonna guess he was like we threw it in the dumpster and he was like,

thank you and he just ran out and ran to the dumpster.

Well he says he got the okay to go look in the dumpster.

So he was dumpster diving in the back of this Jersey mics for nine hours looking for these hours. hours.

Nine.

Nine hours.

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