I saw somebody today I haven't seen in a while.

Oh, and they said to me, hey, you look great.

You lose weight?

Oh, I said no, I've never been fatter in my life, but thank you. But it was one of those I knew they didn't mean it.

But they had to say it. They're trying to say something. They didn't have to say anything.

You could just say hey never been fatter. I'd be like you're right. I've never been fatter. I'd be like, you're right, I've never been fatter.

Thank you.

You think so?

That's what I need.

You need someone who just comes and be like, hey, fatty.

That's what you need?

Because I look at myself every single day and I look in the mirror and I say, well, it's not so bad.

But no, it is bad.

Well, but all right, let me ask you this.

I think I need to show you what I look like naked.

And the shock on your face may get me to put down the bag of

Doritos. All right let me maybe stop you right there maybe instead of that maybe

just you know this now that it's like you're saying I know it's bad

but I need to see someone be shocked yeah like you're acknowledging you call

yourself as fat as you've ever like Like, you're saying the words.

I don't, I, the scale says that.

Okay, but well, you acknowledge it.

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