You know, since about 930 this morning, I have felt like I have an eyelash in my eye, and I've been

rubbing it out.

Ah, rubbing it out.

Trying to get it out, looking in the mirror, looking for an eyelash I see nothing I can't get this feeling out of my eye I assume that there was an eyelash at some point and me trying to get it out rubbing my eye I probably scratch my eye

and that's what I'm feeling now. Sure that makes sense but I want to kill

my I just want to let you know that I'm sitting here doing the show today in distress.

I want to kill it's so bad I want to kill myself.

Have you put some eye drops in or anything?

Yes I've done the eye drops.

I've flushed it out with water.

I've done everything.

I can't get any relief.

Well, I mean, you had the issue.

Your father has the issue, right?

Where his eye will gleeke occasionally I mean

yes it's more than occasionally okay and in gleeking of eyes that is a

squirting eye right it freaks me out man it really does that that's just a thing you do is just...

He needs windshield wipers on his glasses. I don't understand like I get having tears in your eyes.

I've all been there. His eyes squirts involuntarily and here's the grossest part now I forgot to tell you this little development okay my father recently had cataract surgery on both of his eyes.

So he sees perfectly now.

He doesn't need to wear his glasses.

Here's the problem.

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