You're about to enter a land of audio delights so awesome.

Then you'll drop all important obligations to get your daily fix.

Even Marconi, inventor of the radio, couldn't have imagined the pleasures that are about to invade your hero.

Oh, yes.

Try as you might, there's no escape.

Let's begin. How? Good afternoon. This, this is Common Man and Timmy. Doing good, Mike. Featuring Panama Ted. Too hot. With special guests, Nicole Sheeran. Yeah, dog. Jen Winters. I will kick you in the junk. Jeff Rimmer.

I will be around to haunt you forever.

And Chris Collinsworth.

I mean, are you kidding me?

Broadcasting live from the corner of Cracky and Sacky.

Excuse me.

Here's Common Man and Timmy.

They don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Happy weekend.

Welcome in.

Hello, good clean boy.

Hello, Common Man.

Another week down.

Another worth of, what?

Another week's worth of...

Another week of worthless shows. Is that what you're trying to say? Mark Coney Award winning shows in the books. Teddy's here. How you doing, Teddy? I'm doing good, Mike. What do we got coming up on the show today? Well, the biggest thing this week is we had the finals of our pizza madness. Babada, bab, bab, bab. Don't you do that? I'm sorry. That was a fun time, wasn't it? We had T-Bone. We had Tyvus. They were in the booth with us. We had Jen Winters. Who else did we have in there besides you, Teddy? Nobody actually in there, but we had a whole gaggle of freeloaders out there eating the pizza. Pizza house. Sage Radico's. I don't care about your opinion. Just shut up and let us go vote. We're going to taste it and we're going to give you our opinion. It was a lot of fun though. It was. We got to eat delicious pizza for what? A month and a half? Great. And we got to knock out at least a half an hour of a show talking with a couple of our

friends from the morning show eating pizza discussing pizza i i now wonder this because i've had

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