The following is intended for immature audiences only.

There's no such thing as a radio rating system.

But if there were, this show would be rated OAS in.

Oh, my God.

This show is so stupid.

These people should be in jail.

Let's begin.

Good afternoon.

You're listening to Common Man and Timmy.

Yeah! Featuring Panama Ted. Tad's a fun guy. And the crazy soundboard. Ola. I'm Dennis Farina. So much. I even made just a little bit of a diagram for you. 56 and, is that correct? A, go. You little weasel. Turn off your brain and unzip your pants. Here's Common Man and Timmy. Buh. Happy weekend. Welcome in. Hello, good clean boy. Oh, hello, man. I just realized I'm standing here like an idiot wearing my badge around my neck. Why don't we do that?

I don't do it.

You do it.

I know, but why do I just put it in my pocket like a normal person?

Well, we had the edict like two years ago.

For security reasons, we had to wear a little work ID around our neck so that people could

see who we were and that we were supposed to be in the

building.

I did that approximately zero times.

Hi.

My name's Tim.

Here I am.

I'm here with my badge.

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