The following is intended for immature audiences only.

There's no such thing as a radio rating system.

But if they were, this show would be rated OASN.

Oh my God, this show is so stupid.

These people should be in jail.

Let's begin. Good afternoon. You're listening to Common Man and Timmy.

Yeah!

Featuring Panama Ted's a fun guy. And the crazy soundboard.

Hola. I'm Dennis Farina. So much. I even made just a little bit of a diagram for you. Fifty-six and sex erect.

Uh, go. You go. You go. You go sex, uh, look, you know, weasel.

Turn off your brain and unzip your pants.

Here's common man and Timmy.

Happy Tuesday.

Welcome in. Hello, good, clean boy.

Oh, look what you're drinking.

See, this, this idiot next to me. That's why I need you.

This is why I need you to try things that I thought I hated it. You fought me on it. You wouldn't take it from me. I had to take it from fish.

You're drinking a nice, refreshing fresca. Well, hold on a second.

I had already agreed to take a fresca from you.

I was already on board with giving it another go, with giving it a try.

Had I not said that?

And?

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