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There's no such thing as a radio rating system.

But if there were, this show would be rated OASN.

Oh, my God.

This show is so stupid.

These people should be in jail.

Let's begin. Good afternoon. You're listening to Common Man and Timmy. Yeah! Featuring Panama 10. Ted's a fun guy. And the crazy soundboard. Hola. I'm Dennis Farina. So much. I even made just a little bit of a diagram for you. 56 and, is that correct?, you know, weasel. Turn off your brain and unzip your pants. Here's common man and Timmy. Happy Wednesday. Welcome in. Hello, good, clean boy. Hello, man. Halfway through the week. How you feeling, buddy feeling buddy oh i'm feeling great good just

great how you doing ted doing good mike how you doing tress doing good mike now we got a little

special thing for you today you're not going to believe it but nicole shiren's on vacation again

oh no you don't say yeah but that that's okay shocked because we're still going to do leather jacket time with Nicole Shearin. How are we doing that? At 3.30. Are we going to have her on the phone? Nope. How are we going to do it? Little thing called, you'll see. Mm-hmm. At 3.30. Stay tuned. and name-dropping with Jeff Rimmer at 5.30,

his nurses have given him an extra pill. Stay tuned. And name dropping with Jeff Rimmer at 530.

His nurses have given him an extra pill for today.

So we will actually talk to Jeff Rimmer.

Yes.

He, what we think?

I mean, have we been talking to Jeff Rimmer? A lot can happen from now and then 90 minutes from now.

Whose catalog, whose musical catalog are we going to quiz him on today?

Billy Joel.

Billy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because, you know, he told us he was a big Paul McCartney fan.

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