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Baltimore Orioles are nailing down a five-year contract worth $155 million for first

basement Pete Alonzo.

After the five-time All-Star failed to get a long-term deal to remain with the New York Mets.

College football Toledo today named Mike Jacobs, their new head coach.

Former Ohio State offensive linemen will replace Jason Candle, who left for Yukon. Jacobs had been the head coach at Mercer and has been a head coach for 10 years at various levels. Washington commanders today announcing the quarterback, Jaden Daniels, will be sidelined this weekend against the New York Giants. Due to an elbow injury, this will be the seventh game. He's missed all season. And Philadelphia coach Nick Seriani states that Jayland Hurtz will remain there starting quarterback this weekend against the Raiders. This update brought to you by Awaken 180 weight loss. There's an approved expense for both HSA and FSA accounts. You can save up to 40% in your Awaken 180 program, Awaken10.Waitloss.com.

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