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Let's begin.

Good afternoon. You're listening to Common Man and Timmy. Yeah! Fishing Panama Ted. Ted's a fun guy. And the crazy soundboard. Hola. I'm Dennis Farina. So much. I even made just a little bit of a diagram for you. 56 and sex effects. Uh look, you can weasel. Turn off your brain and unzip your pants.

Here's common man and Timmy.

Happy Thursday.

Welcome in.

Timmy is vacationing.

Look who's here today.

Hey guys.

She is the good, clean girl. She is Nicole Sheeran. Thank you. I'm not... I'm not even going to say 10 TVs, Nicole Shearer. No, I don't need that anymore, right? Because radio is your destiny. Is it? You may not know it. You're too wacky for TV. You belong here with us, the degenerates. I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. That's right. Yeah. And the good news is today, AI Nicole makes her return. Oh boy. The better Nicole of the two of us. That's right. Yes. AI Nicole, who was threatening to take your Wednesday segment away from me. Correct. She's going to take my job.

Makes her return today. And you know what? I tried to do AI common man for the life of me.

I was what to say? Why haven't we done that? I cannot, this, this thing cannot replicate my voice to save my life.

Like I will put voice samples in. It's pretty easy. No, it's not. Not for AI.

No, it's not.

I even had Teddy come in and listen to it. Teddy. Am I lying? I'm doing good, Mike. How you doing, Ted? How you doing, Tress? Doing good, Mike. Okay. Yeah. No, yeah, it was terrible. It was not good. You know what? I'll give it to you.

Can you play it?

Yeah, I'll do it too.

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