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Let's begin.

Good afternoon. You're listening to Common Man and Timmy. Yeah! Featuring Panama Ted. Ted's a fun guy. And the crazy soundboard. Hola. I'm Dennis Farina. So much. I even made just a little bit of a diagram for you. 56 and sex erect. Uh, Look, you know, weasel. Turn off your brain and unzip your pants. Here's common man and Timmy. Happy Tuesday. Welcome in. Timmy is vacationing. Adam King from 10 TV is back for day number two. How you doing, Kingie?

I'm feeling great.

I'm excited.

I've got the energy today.

I'm looking forward to it. How you doing, Ted? I'm doing good, Mike. How are you doing, Tress? Doing good, Mike. Now, we've got a lot of stuff today. Inside the Buckeyes at 3.46. Normally, Timmy Hall comes in here and dazzles you with his Buckeye knowledge.

But this man here sitting next to me, Adam King.

Well, he's been at practice every day. He's been looking. He's been examining. Just for this moment. So we'll get to the bottom. Yes. A rectal examination. We'll get to the bottom of everything that's going on at Buckeye Camp inside the Buckeyes of 346.

Do I have to get that? We're doing that for camp. Yes. Okay. Rapid fire at 430. I have the

debut also today of AI Adam King. That is the most terrifying sentence ever said. I know you felt

left out because we had AI me and, you know, Teddy and Timmy and Nicole Shearren got her own artificial intelligence voice. I felt very left out when I heard Nicole just absolutely losing it about Georgia drivers and Kirby Smart. Yes. I definitely said, boy, I hope that I wish that was me. Well, I have three of them here for you wish that was me well i have three of them here

for you oh delightful i have three of them um i don't know whether just to start with them just to go

all in on them or have a little banter beforehand we can talk about my wife's love of the hoo-ha doctor

talk about that what's what's the, like, teaser for each?

What's the...

No, just you making various statements.

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