The following is intended for immature audiences only.

There's no such thing as a radio rating system.

But if there were, this show would be rated OASN.

Oh, my God.

This show is so stupid.

These people should be in jail.

Let's begin.

Good afternoon. You're listening to Common Man and Timmy. Yeah! Featuring Panama Ted. Ted's a fun guy. And the crazy soundboard. Hola. I'm Dennis Farina. So much. I even made just a little bit of a diagram for you. 56 and, is that correct? Look, you know, weasel.

Turn off your brain and unzip your pants.

Here's Common Man and Timmy.

Here we go on a nice little Tuesday episode.

Thank you guys so much for being here.

Panama, Ted, not in today. We got rhyme time filling in for him.

Common Man, still dead for today. But do not worry. We're going to be just fine. Or you'll be

incredibly annoyed for the entire program. I do a good job of that myself, so we better buckle up. Adam King from 10 TV, he is here. It's good to see you, buddy. Hey, it is an absolute pleasure to be back. I long ago co-hosted this show, and I said, boy, that was great. My last time you guys will ever let me co-host. And they just keep letting me come back, Timmy don't get it well i appreciate well here's the thing

uh you've heard of you know buzzwords like convergence synergy these key words in business we're under

one roof right they tell us we got to play in the same sandbox adam now they tell you're right there

you're with 10 tv i mean we knew it the second they put you, Dom and Adam, your cubicles out here with us when the rest of the entire TV station is on the other side of the wall.

Why they did that?

It's because sportsy, hey, sports, all together now.

I think it's because they knew how much you and I would get along and just love hanging out

with each other and just spending quality time together.

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