The following is intended for immature audiences only.

There's no such thing as a radio rating system.

But if there were, this show would be rated OASN.

Oh, my God.

This show is so stupid.

These people should be in jail.

Let's begin.

Good afternoon. You're listening to Common Man and Timmy.

Yeah!

featuring Panama Ted's a fun guy. And the crazy soundboard.

Hola. I'm Dennis Farina. So much. I even made just a little bit of a diagram for you. 56 and sex, uh, walk? Look, you know, weasel. Turn off your brain and unzip your pants. Here's common man and Timmy. Happy Tuesday. Welcome in. Hello, good, clean boy. Hello, man. How are you today? Oh, I'm peachy. Good. How you doing, Teddy? Doing good, Mike. How are you doing, Tress? Doing good, Mike. Got a big program today. Inside the Buckeyes, Timmy dazzles us with knowledge at 346, rapid fire. In the 4 o'clock hour. I got to tell you, this imaginary pumpkin donuts pretty good. Teddy, how's your

pumpkin donut over there? Yeah, what happened to those? Somebody was going to get some

for us to the water. Why are you saying that with some kind of tone? Because there was some

expectation that I, the expectation was, just because we mentioned it yesterday. I then was

locked into some kind of agreement to bring them in. You agreed. You said I'm going to stop and get some on my way into the radio station. I said I might do it if I had time. No. What about if I do it tomorrow? Nope. You're the one that said that didn't even have confidence that they would even have them yet.

I don't have confidence.

This is sort of how they operate.

Oh, you know, pumpkin donuts supposed to be back on Monday the 10th.

So that means they won't have them.

Shut it, Sally.

I did not volunteer to go get them.

You did.

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